Monday, 1 March 2010

Furry Angel of Death

You may all remember the news a few years ago of the furry harbinger of death called Oscar, living in a nursing home in Rhode Island.

Well I found an update on this story and it appears as if his reckless pensioner massacre has continued and he has now doubled his death toll to 50.

An excerpt from an interview with a Doctor at the home:

[Dr] Dosa said there is no scientific evidence to explain Oscar’s abilities, but he thinks the cat might be responding to a pheromone or smell that humans simply don’t recognize.

(He) recounts one instance when staff were convinced of the imminent death of one patient but Oscar refused to sit with that person, choosing instead to be on the bed of another patient down the hallway. Oscar proved to be right. The person he sat with died first, taking staff on the ward by surprise.

Catholics wishes Oscar well in his future of slowly bringing down the inferior species that is the human race.

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